This exactly. It's such a weird thing. i don't say to them, "Oh my gosh, tell me about the latest time you had disappointing sex with your husband, and he rolled over and fell asleep, and you thought to yourself, 'I feel more alone with him beside me than I do when I'm actually alone,' and cried yourself to sleep.

Nope. Because marital woes are serious an dignified, and single woes are sloppy and silly.