Nooooo, Adeline, nooooooo!

I'm just kidding. I dated a (quiet about it, as most of them wisely were back then) cheeto jesus supporter in 2016. And unlike your republian romeo, this one was every bit the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing stereotype. The sex was actually quite good, as it often is with dubious partners, but I had to call it quits when he threatened to kill himself if I left him, not once, but 7 times.

I've got limits, bucko.

(he's still alive, and as he said in our last phone conversation, is now "heavily medicated")