BAHHHHH! You killed it with that last line!
This is beautiful - I've been having doubts about my own "career" trajectory (spoiler alert, there's not one, you can read about it in my own mwc work essay).
I semi-retired around age 26 and I live in a van, and like I said, I've had doubts, especially as I watched my middle-class peers buy houses and save for retirment.
But reading this made me feel so much better! Offices are shitty!